A Wise Woman Once Said Sign

£7.99 GBP

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She Said: Fuck this Shit Im out of here

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🎉 Celebrate Retirement with Laughter & Personalisation! 🎉

Looking for a funny yet thoughtful retirement gift? This white MDF engraved plaque is the perfect way to send off a colleague, friend, or loved one with a smile! Featuring the humorous phrases:

✔ “The Wise Woman Said ‘F This S’”

✔ “The Wise Woman Said ‘I’M OUT OF HERE’”

You also have the option to add a personalised message at the bottom, making this a truly special keepsake!

🎁 Why Choose This Retirement Gift?

✅ Funny & Memorable – A lighthearted way to mark the next chapter in life.

✅ Personalised Touch – Add your custom message to make it extra special.

✅ Premium Quality – Made from durable white MDF, designed to last.

✅ Gift-Ready – Arrives neatly enclosed in a Kraft envelope, ready for gifting.

✏️ How to Add Your Personalised Message

• Select “Yes” under the “Add a Personalised Message” option.

• Enter your custom message in the personalisation box when ordering.

• If left blank, the default engraving “Enjoy!” will be included.

• Please double-check spelling, as the longer the message, the smaller the text.

🔄 Want to Change the Wording?

Absolutely! Since these plaques are custom-made, I can alter any text to suit your needs. Simply purchase the listing and include your requested changes in the personalisation box or message me after ordering.

📏 Size & Material

📐 Approx. 15cm x 15cm

🛠 Crafted from White MDF

🛒 Order now and make their retirement extra special with a gift they’ll never forget!